we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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