Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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