hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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