he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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