eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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