ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I think people are normalizing furries
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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