its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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