You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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