Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
This is my gift to your gina
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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