Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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