This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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