I'm really into asian looking animals
You work out of a Hotel?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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