like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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