im about as happy as oj after his trial
I cut my penus on the lid.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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