so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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