just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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