another moral hangover. fuck.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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