Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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