I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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