you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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