Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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