Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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