Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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