I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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