You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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