For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
This house was built for laser tag.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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