I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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