how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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