I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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