I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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