my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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