Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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