Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Randomize
