Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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