brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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