i just google imaged poop.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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