woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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