i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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