Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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