as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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