you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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