I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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