Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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