Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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