He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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