How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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