I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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