how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I think I sprained my soul last night
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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