I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
My liver just had a heart attack.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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