Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
This is my gift to your gina
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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