i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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