break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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