Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Boobs are out for the taking
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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